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		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Jul 2002 21:00:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dear Mr. or Ms. Powerade, I am writing you in concern of urination problems associated with Powerade. I recently purchased your 32. oz fruit punch, and I went to the bathroom many times because of it. I was not drinking any other beverage at the time. Is this normal? Also, I question the validity of [...]]]></description>
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<p>I am writing you in concern of urination problems associated with Powerade. I recently purchased your 32. oz fruit punch, and I went to the bathroom many times because of it. I was not drinking any other beverage at the time. Is this normal? Also, I question the validity of a woman drinking powerade and then jumping over a bridge. I find that it is not possible to do, and I&#8217;m fearful for the people who are trying it.</p>
<p>Thank you for your time and God bless,</p>
<p>Linda B. Wilson</p>
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