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	<title>The Complainist &#187; Villain Supply</title>
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	<description>Linda Wilson Has A Problem</description>
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		<title>Villain Supply</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Aug 2002 16:21:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sam</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dear Mr. Villian, I&#8217;m writing you concerning a certain product advertised on your website. The product in question is: ULTRA-BUDGET MAN TRAP Evil On A Budget, Inc. presents the Ultra-Budget Man Trap Kit. Just dig a hole*, place these sharpened spikes in the bottom, and cover the hole with loose branches. You have a deadly [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Dear Mr. Villian,</p>
<p>I&#8217;m writing you concerning a certain product advertised on your website.<br />
The product in question is:</p>
<blockquote><p><a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20020802142904/http://www.villainsupply.com/traps.html">ULTRA-BUDGET MAN TRAP</a></p>
<p>Evil On A Budget, Inc. presents the Ultra-Budget Man Trap Kit. Just<br />
dig a hole*, place these sharpened spikes in the bottom, and cover the hole<br />
with loose branches. You have a deadly trap in just minutes!</p>
<p>Price: US$29.49 (Save 20%!)<br />
* hole not included
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<p>The hole isn&#8217;t included?? For $29.49, I would think the hole must be included. Now I have to pay $29.49 for a product with no hole, and I have to make a separate purchase for a shovel.</p>
<p>I think this product should be re-evaluated.</p>
<p>Thank you for your time,</p>
<p>Linda B. Wilson</p>
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